My roomates were cackling on and on about bucket lists, so I decided it might be a fun waste of my time to compile one.. Here goes.


* Tour the Capuchin Catacombs in Palermo, Italy.

* Live in New Orleans for six months (preferably winter.)

* Visit Gettysburg and Andersonville; take in a reenactment.

* See Pere-Lachaise; Say 'Hello' to Mr. Mojo.

* Find St. Germaine; Demand access to his 'inner circle.'

* Visit Auschwitz-Birkenau, Dachau, etc.

* See a ghost; studiously avoid werewolves.

* Perform a human dissection. (For deeper anatomical knowledge)

* See Moscow. Very Carefully.

* Sell a piece of art for $10,000+.

* Own a collection of WWII era propaganda art.

* Publish an effective, yet subtle, horror story.

* Attend Comic-Con in San Diego.

* Expand my hat collection.

* Illustrate and possibly compile a horror anthology.

* Tour the Winchester Mystery House.

* Track down the Talamasca and demand a job.

* Work in the Smithsonian as a restorer of art deemed unsuitable for public display.

* Studiously avoid giant squid until my dying day.